art.i.choke.

an over dramatic song of me restoring my laptop to factory...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:02:30 -0400

an over dramatic song of me restoring my laptop to factory settings.

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lyrics:

system restore

files, no more

it’s such a chore

system restore.

i remember everything

that’s losing sight of this machine

the worst part is that you’re still there

i know that you will never care.

system restore

files, no more

it’s such a chore

system restore.

Tonight I cleared my laptop to “restore to factory settings.” I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:23:52 -0400

Tonight I cleared my laptop to “restore to factory settings.” I complained a lot about viruses and spam. I was stressed.

I bought my dog a hotdog toy and now we match.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:05 -0400

I bought my dog a hotdog toy and now we match.

hello, hello.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:36:20 -0400

hello, hello.

If you don’t think saving money is worth celebrating, just remember you can’t spell...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:16:09 -0400

If you don’t think saving money is worth celebrating, just remember you can’t spell “discount” without the word “disco.”

a very very very quick flash cartoon i made. it is my first time...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:34:00 -0400

a very very very quick flash cartoon i made. it is my first time working in flash and i think it’s ridiculously fun. this is not professional at all, but i like it. haha

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:57:52 -0400

Catch me talking to strangers, laughing over something so common to have in common, forgetting every...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:09:27 -0400

Catch me talking to strangers, laughing over something so common to have in common, forgetting every close friend who claimed to have so much in common, but over time have become strangers.

i remember this one time in elementary school i was on the playground during recess and this girl...

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:53:08 -0400

i remember this one time in elementary school i was on the playground during recess and this girl had an iced oatmeal cookie and asked if i wanted some. well, i said yes and she actually broke me off a crumb and handed it to me. a crumb.

me turning into a vampire.

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:33:37 -0400

me turning into a vampire.

How to be a bad detective:

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:02:31 -0400

-answer every mystery with “maybe it’s maybelline.”

i re-recorded parts of this and adjusted the instruments to be...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:33:00 -0400

i re-recorded parts of this and adjusted the instruments to be louder than before and even took out that reverb effect and welp, i think i like it much more this way.

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signing in

to that meeting

where we pretend

we’re not bleeding

but it’s so hard

when you’re right there

yeah it’s so hard

when you’re right there.

precious heart

in the center

of this war

i meant to protect you

the price to afford

what isn’t for sale

i know that you’re more

than a price tag

distance,

i hope you’re sleeping well.

presence,

i wish, i hope,

i still get the house ready for you

even though i never know

the time, the place, or how you’ve grown.

i can’t forget

i could never forget.

sweet dreams.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:57:00 -0400

sweet dreams.

i saw a cloud today and it reminded me of a ripped paper.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:52:48 -0400

i saw a cloud today and it reminded me of a ripped paper.

things have been good, and things have been a little bad too, i...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:59:19 -0400

things have been good, and things have been a little bad too, i suppose. but you know, things get better and it’s best if you keep your chin up.

here’s a laptop recording of a “love me tender” cover.

i’ve been taking quite the break. i’ll come back, i promise.

you are a lovely tin of peaches placed in between my middle finger and thumb. i could snap you in...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 02:27:24 -0400

you are a lovely tin of peaches

placed in between my middle finger and thumb.

i could snap you in half

in fourths, in sixths, in eighths

yet you’d still be sweet

no matter

how little was left of you.

In which I break things apart:

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:20:09 -0400

-You won’t really kill them with kindness. You will probably just make them happy people who in turn will try to be kind to you. So that’s cool. You could kill people with knives but then you’d be a murderer and that’s not very cool.

-“why can’t you make up your mind?” because my brain doesn’t let me put beauty products on it.

-if you wanna be driving on the right side of the road in America, you can just remember to be on the right side.(this only works on two lane roads)

-infomercials must really like the number 19.

-One time I was about to throw up so I ran inside a public bathroom but instead of throwing up in the toilet, I threw up inside of the trash can. Throw up in toilets because then you can flush it and no one will know.

When you are taking selfies of yourself and you realize you...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 01:27:55 -0400

When you are taking selfies of yourself and you realize you pressed the record button and feel really dumb about taking pictures at all hahaha

Happy Eastuh.

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:09:30 -0400

Happy Eastuh.

Oatmeal waffles and strawberry syrup from scratch! I’ve...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:14:04 -0400

Oatmeal waffles and strawberry syrup from scratch! I’ve never made any of these before but it’s so good! I completely recommend you try and make your own strawberry syrup oatmeal waffles as well. Haha